IC: Contact

[outlawrain]

Hey, you've reached Moses! Leave me a message!

...How do I stop this messagin' thing anyways? W-wait! Don't keep tha-

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audio;

[databoner]

[ooc: Continued from here]

Saying two negatives connotes a positive.

audio;

[outlawrain]

I don't care what it does. I ain't going!

audio;

[databoner]

...Nevermind. You're impossible.

audio;

[outlawrain]

I don't get what you're tryin' to say.

audio;

[databoner]

I'm not going to bother saying it anymore, then.

audio;

[outlawrain]

...Why can't ya explain it?

[Audio]

[hands4healing]

Moses! I'm baking cookies this weekend. Do you want to come over? And help? Or meet Zoey?

[Audio]

[outlawrain]

Uh, I can! I just ain't never baked nothin' in my life.

[Audio]

[hands4healing]

That's okay, you'll have a lot of teachers.

Or you could play with Zoey, or talk to Ed.

[Audio]

[outlawrain]

...Think I'll just play with the dog! I'd probably burn all of the cookies anyways.

Who's Ed? Another dog?

[Audio]

[hands4healing]

[Hahahaa...uh...]

He's my best friend. Not a dog!

video; 11/19 morning

[glampop]

[Point blank, it's hard to look yourself in the mirror and examine the hardest, coldest truths. That's fact.

Today, Caesar woke up and realized his only real friend in this whole goddamned place is Joseph Joestar, and in some ways, that is absolutely terrifying. So, he went back through his memory to think of if there was anyone worth personally investing in and look who won the lottery.]

Are you free this afternoon?

video;

[outlawrain]

[Why does he always win things he doesn't deserve.]

Uh, yeah! I just got back from Alaska, can it be closer to dinner? I'm tryin' to get used to heat.

video;

[glampop]

Any time is good enough for me. How do you feel about Italian?

[he is going to work his way through every Italian restaurant in America and make sure they know what they're doing wrong. it's a service.]

video;

[outlawrain]

Dunno who that is!

[You did pick a dumbshit. sorry. Good luck with your new friendship.]

video;

[glampop]

I meant the food, but I am as well.

[It's like he's magnetically attracted to them.]

voicemail, 8/10

[heavyhitter]

Hey, you! Moses, right? Are you cute? Call me back if you are.

Or either way, I guess.

CALLBACK

[outlawrain]

Define cute! I think I'm pretty handsome.

Anyways, yeah, Moses! Moses Sandor! Who am I talkin' to?

[heavyhitter]

Alright, pretty handsome doesn't sound too bad. I can work with that.

I'm Ramir, I'm supposed to be finding you a date.

[outlawrain]

Oh yeah? I'm down with that! Haven't been on a date in like a year.

...Wait. What did Joseph tell ya so I can fix it?

[heavyhitter]

Joseph told me you're a great guy that he likes better the longer he knows. Also? That's kinda sad. Step one, stop admitting you haven't dated in a year.

voicemail;

[subourbon]

Hello, Moses. This is Alison Hendrix. I'm so sorry, but I think we're going to have to postpone our meeting at The Red Branch. There's... a lot going on at the moment, and I have a few things to take care of. But I will definitely reschedule with you soon!

voicemail;

[outlawrain]

Hey! No worries. Just keep in touch, okay? We're probably all gonna be takin' care of business soon as well. Thanks for the update too, really appreciate it!

voicemail;

[subourbon]

Hello, Moses! This is Alison Hendrix again. I'm back and... "recovered" from all the excitement, so I would really love to arrange a meeting with you and your boss at The Red Branch whenever it would be convenient for you!

delivery! (2/14)

[glitterateur]

[On this, the most important romance-related holiday of the year, Moses receives a card delivered by a flying pig. The pig was probably supposed to look sort of like cupid, as is appropriate for the day, but Mabel made the wings way more bat-like than cherubic. Oops!

There’s a small chocolate heart taped to the back, and a little note: Happy Valentine’s Day! Have the best day EVER!!]